LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/castiron
First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅
/r/Wellthatsucks
Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses
/r/castiron
Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot
/r/kites
Did I get a good kite for my son
/r/CanadianInvestor
Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise
/r/EarthPorn
Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]
/r/tipofmyjoystick
[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it
/r/nostalgia
Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.
/r/facepalm
Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”
/r/Wellthatsucks
My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal
/r/castiron
First post-foot-crushing meal in the Cast Iron ✅
/r/Wellthatsucks
Failed at fixing my doomed relationship with $300 worth of cheeses
/r/castiron
Please share your cast iron injury stories to comfort my bf who disintegrated his foot
/r/kites
Did I get a good kite for my son
/r/CanadianInvestor
Is it a good time to invest in a Tim Horton’s franchise
/r/EarthPorn
Company took me on a land survey of the site where we’re building the biggest parking lot in GA [OC] [500x1500]
/r/tipofmyjoystick
[PC] [Early 90s] the game was basically like a blank excel sheet and you just trolled around on it
/r/nostalgia
Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.
/r/facepalm
Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”
/r/Wellthatsucks