LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice
/r/The10thDentist
I relish being socially ostracized.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
/r/latterdaysaints
Anyone hate the misconception that we all have a hundred wives?
/r/Showerthoughts
There isn’t actually any rule that says you have to drive on the road.
/r/Showerthoughts
Zoos have no real reason to have cages besides maintaining an image of control over nature.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Women can’t smell gasoline
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Why do negative numbers make me emotional?
/r/simpleliving
My wife is trying to sabotage my simple living
/r/Showerthoughts
It is possible that you have run someone over and just didn’t notice
/r/The10thDentist
I relish being socially ostracized.
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
/r/latterdaysaints
Anyone hate the misconception that we all have a hundred wives?
/r/Showerthoughts
There isn’t actually any rule that says you have to drive on the road.
/r/Showerthoughts
Zoos have no real reason to have cages besides maintaining an image of control over nature.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is celebrating Christmas considered offensive nowadays?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Women can’t smell gasoline
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Why do negative numbers make me emotional?
/r/simpleliving