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/r/casualiama

I am Flowe Clavie, the youngest Rhodes Scholar to begin my own law firm. AMA!

/r/offmychest

I set up my friend to get rejected by her crush and it has destroyed her social life

/r/relationship_advice

My (27F) boyfriend (31M) just casually mentioned over text that he thinks watching ASMR videos is cheating. How do I tell him that I've watched porn?

/r/prolife

I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do

/r/Lowes

Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”

/r/Screenwriting

How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out

/r/Jeopardy

How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure

/r/psychology

New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it

/r/Showerthoughts

If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.