LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/casualiama
I am Flowe Clavie, the youngest Rhodes Scholar to begin my own law firm. AMA!
/r/offmychest
I set up my friend to get rejected by her crush and it has destroyed her social life
/r/relationship_advice
My (27F) boyfriend (31M) just casually mentioned over text that he thinks watching ASMR videos is cheating. How do I tell him that I've watched porn?
/r/prolife
I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do
/r/Lowes
Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”
/r/Screenwriting
How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out
/r/Jeopardy
How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure
/r/psychology
New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it
/r/Showerthoughts
If Taranteen was to remake Pulp Fiction in 2022, there would probably be more women and less weapons.
/r/casualiama
I am Flowe Clavie, the youngest Rhodes Scholar to begin my own law firm. AMA!
/r/offmychest
I set up my friend to get rejected by her crush and it has destroyed her social life
/r/relationship_advice
My (27F) boyfriend (31M) just casually mentioned over text that he thinks watching ASMR videos is cheating. How do I tell him that I've watched porn?
/r/prolife
I think my wife is switching sides? Not sure what to do
/r/Lowes
Got canned from Lowe's for trying to save a life (lives?)
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking “bussy” meant “baby pussy”
/r/Screenwriting
How Bending the Rules Can Make You Really Stick Out
/r/Jeopardy
How I almost was on Jeopardy but then got blacklisted for being too smart and making Ken Jennings insecure
/r/psychology
New study suggests people are much more likely to remember a fact if their life is threatened while learning it
/r/Showerthoughts