LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/quityourbullshit
If anyone has ever had one of these, there's no way the cheese is "100%" real
/r/lotrmemes
Fool of a Took!
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking I had to kiss my friend’s gf to unlock a door in an escape room
/r/DunderMifflin
My 3 year old drew me this horrible picture of "Dwight Shroom" on MS paint. Saving this one so I can show her in 15 years when she thinks she can "make it" as an artist...
/r/Showerthoughts
For avid chess players, the first piece sacrificed is the possibility of ever losing one's virginity.
/r/lifehacks
How to save thousands of dollars as a smoker
/r/technicallythetruth
You got me there…
/r/interestingasfuck
Once you realize this the world changed for ever
/r/aww
My older brother got his first apartment in Czechoslovakia today and he apparently has a roommate
/r/funny
Let's make them an endangered species XD
/r/quityourbullshit
If anyone has ever had one of these, there's no way the cheese is "100%" real
/r/lotrmemes
Fool of a Took!
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking I had to kiss my friend’s gf to unlock a door in an escape room
/r/DunderMifflin
My 3 year old drew me this horrible picture of "Dwight Shroom" on MS paint. Saving this one so I can show her in 15 years when she thinks she can "make it" as an artist...
/r/Showerthoughts
For avid chess players, the first piece sacrificed is the possibility of ever losing one's virginity.
/r/lifehacks
How to save thousands of dollars as a smoker
/r/technicallythetruth
You got me there…
/r/interestingasfuck
Once you realize this the world changed for ever
/r/aww
My older brother got his first apartment in Czechoslovakia today and he apparently has a roommate
/r/funny