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/r/Showerthoughts

There seems to be a huge correlation between how early someone drops out of school and how smart they are

/r/instant_regret

Cocky fencer attempts a foolish move and regrets it right away

/r/Wellthatsucks

My friend, a pilot, trying to escape enemy fighters finds out his engine is malfunctioning

/r/Jokes

A doctor tells his patient that he will never be the same

/r/Showerthoughts

The first person to use a camera is dead but the first person to paint a picture is still alive

/r/Jokes

A judge asks a murderer if he has any last words before he spends life in prison

/r/Showerthoughts

Human beings have a natural tendercy to song sings

/r/Showerthoughts

They say a e i o u are bowels but who decided that

/r/Showerthoughts

If a basketball was the size of our earth, Michael Jordan

/r/Showerthoughts

While men are less capable at most things than women, they sure don't act like it.