LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
We are surprised when someone lives over 50, but with celebrities not so much.
/r/casualiama
I am Hunter Solodam, the "man who broke the Catholic Church" according to my town priest. I have converted over 400 of my town's most devoted Catholics to atheism. Ask me anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
We never consider ourselves altruistic until the fat man sings.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of Reddit who usually don't mind repetition, what was your "Aw shit, here we go again" moment?
/r/IAmA
IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA
/r/IAmA
IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA
/r/IAmA
I'm Mark Sandelo, a graphic designer who makes "Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads. AMA!
/r/thatHappened
This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should be waited till ask again?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should I wait till ask again?
/r/Showerthoughts
We are surprised when someone lives over 50, but with celebrities not so much.
/r/casualiama
I am Hunter Solodam, the "man who broke the Catholic Church" according to my town priest. I have converted over 400 of my town's most devoted Catholics to atheism. Ask me anything!
/r/Showerthoughts
We never consider ourselves altruistic until the fat man sings.
/r/AskReddit
Redditors of Reddit who usually don't mind repetition, what was your "Aw shit, here we go again" moment?
/r/IAmA
IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA
/r/IAmA
IAMA man who has a superhuman sense of smell, confirmed by doctors. AMA
/r/IAmA
I'm Mark Sandelo, a graphic designer who makes "Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads. AMA!
/r/thatHappened
This is probably the worst one I have ever seen in the wild
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, when you tell a guy "I'm not looking for anything right now" after you get asked out, how long should be waited till ask again?
/r/AskReddit