LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, would anyone realize it was him?
/r/Showerthoughts
If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, no one would realize it was him.
/r/dankmemes
I'm Sorry Little One
/r/history
Was Zeus a real person?
/r/literature
Decide To Recreate Some Macbeth with My Buddy for a Nice Lock Screen Pic
/r/shakespeare
A Little Macbeth For You All
/r/history
Did Julius Caesar Really Say this?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, would anyone realize it was him?
/r/Showerthoughts
If the George Bush, Sr. was actually the Bush that did 9/11, no one would realize it was him.
/r/dankmemes
I'm Sorry Little One
/r/history
Was Zeus a real person?
/r/literature
Decide To Recreate Some Macbeth with My Buddy for a Nice Lock Screen Pic
/r/shakespeare
A Little Macbeth For You All
/r/history