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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/whatisthisthing

What is this hole that i saw a firefighter plug headphones into during a fire?

/r/adultery

my gf has no idea and i love it

/r/The10thDentist

Nuclear warfare is just another branch of the instant gratification trend

/r/NicotinePouch

Anyone else a swallower like me lmao? is it bad for you?

/r/Costco

Shoutout to the intense Costco Receipt Checker who stopped a guy from robbing me!

/r/amiwrong

Am I wrong for getting my engagement ring appraised and comparing the value to my fiancé’s W2 to see if he used three month’s salary?

/r/AITAH

AITAH for haggling someone down only after I got their heavy furniture into my car?

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

/r/Austin

Is this maneuver not allowed at a red light in Austin?

/r/ParanormalEncounters

Keep hearing someone playing a piano in my house. Don’t have a piano or any nearby neighbors.

/r/whatisthisthing

What is this hole that i saw a firefighter plug headphones into during a fire?

/r/adultery

my gf has no idea and i love it

/r/The10thDentist

Nuclear warfare is just another branch of the instant gratification trend

/r/NicotinePouch

Anyone else a swallower like me lmao? is it bad for you?

/r/Costco

Shoutout to the intense Costco Receipt Checker who stopped a guy from robbing me!

/r/amiwrong

Am I wrong for getting my engagement ring appraised and comparing the value to my fiancé’s W2 to see if he used three month’s salary?

/r/AITAH

AITAH for haggling someone down only after I got their heavy furniture into my car?

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

/r/Austin

Is this maneuver not allowed at a red light in Austin?

/r/ParanormalEncounters

Keep hearing someone playing a piano in my house. Don’t have a piano or any nearby neighbors.

/r/whatisthisthing

What is this hole that i saw a firefighter plug headphones into during a fire?

/r/adultery

my gf has no idea and i love it

/r/The10thDentist

Nuclear warfare is just another branch of the instant gratification trend

/r/NicotinePouch

Anyone else a swallower like me lmao? is it bad for you?

/r/Costco

Shoutout to the intense Costco Receipt Checker who stopped a guy from robbing me!

/r/amiwrong

Am I wrong for getting my engagement ring appraised and comparing the value to my fiancé’s W2 to see if he used three month’s salary?

/r/AITAH

AITAH for haggling someone down only after I got their heavy furniture into my car?

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

/r/Austin

Is this maneuver not allowed at a red light in Austin?

/r/ParanormalEncounters

Keep hearing someone playing a piano in my house. Don’t have a piano or any nearby neighbors.