LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby
/r/AskMenOver30
As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?
/r/namenerds
Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?
/r/TwoHotTakes
Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at
/r/AITAH
AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?
/r/facepalm
Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250
/r/SkincareAddiction
[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?
/r/Roofing
How do I make this speaker work
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby
/r/AskMenOver30
As a lass, how do lads get “brewballs”?
/r/namenerds
Mom sent article about an evil historical figure who had the name I told her I wanted for my baby
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What should I do to prepare before a fight with a bouncer who has some weight on me?
/r/TwoHotTakes
Thought the CEO was asking me for a list of People of Color in our office and accidentally got two white guys yelled at
/r/AITAH
AITAH for telling my downstairs neighbors that they can go fuck themselves because my dog barking and shitting inside is ENTIRELY THEIR FAULT??
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/SkinCareAddiction] [Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?
/r/facepalm
Steamers didn’t bother picking up my retainer and now it’s permanently embedded in my carpet and I’m out $250
/r/SkincareAddiction
[Sun Care] I deformed his face and feel awful— what surgery/topical medication can fix it?
/r/Roofing