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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.

LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.

My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years

When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?

Test

My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram

I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.

My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup

I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do

Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell

My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye

Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.