LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AirBnB
Had my worst guest experience ever. I dare any other host to try to one up this. [Seattle, WA]
/r/Cruise
Any tips for spotting whales from underwater rooms?
/r/AskALawyer
Will my child be held accountable for his friend almost causing a bus crash with my son’s laser
/r/EndTipping
TBT to when I had to be served by a vending machine “attendant” who demanded a tip afterwards
/r/PhotoshopRequest
Can you make it look like the guy in blue has a gun and is robbing the food court? Need an excuse as to why I’m taking a 2 hour work lunch. Bonus points if you give the son a lot more cups so it looks like he’s in on the heist
/r/casualiama
I tricked a really desperate local artist into painting an unauthorized mural on a hospital, AMA.
/r/texts
My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS
/r/Costco
Spotted an older model of the Costco cart in the wild, probably last of its kind
/r/AITAH
Across the hall neighbor put his eviction notice on my door. AITAH for pretending to be the police and arresting him?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Are you not supposed to gargle your toothpaste after brushing?
/r/AirBnB
Had my worst guest experience ever. I dare any other host to try to one up this. [Seattle, WA]
/r/Cruise
Any tips for spotting whales from underwater rooms?
/r/AskALawyer
Will my child be held accountable for his friend almost causing a bus crash with my son’s laser
/r/EndTipping
TBT to when I had to be served by a vending machine “attendant” who demanded a tip afterwards
/r/PhotoshopRequest
Can you make it look like the guy in blue has a gun and is robbing the food court? Need an excuse as to why I’m taking a 2 hour work lunch. Bonus points if you give the son a lot more cups so it looks like he’s in on the heist
/r/casualiama
I tricked a really desperate local artist into painting an unauthorized mural on a hospital, AMA.
/r/texts
My Ex apparently hasn’t gotten over that I left him for his brother while we were in HS
/r/Costco
Spotted an older model of the Costco cart in the wild, probably last of its kind
/r/AITAH
Across the hall neighbor put his eviction notice on my door. AITAH for pretending to be the police and arresting him?
/r/NoStupidQuestions