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/r/upsstore

Boss is throwing me under the bus for her missing pre-hit

/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

/r/drivinganxiety

My neck kept getting stuck while driving so I stopped checking my blindspots and almost died

/r/whatisthisthing

There was a high speed vehicle shoot out on my block last night and I believe this was thrown out of one of the cars. What is it?

/r/BabyBumps

I have to choose between my preferred baby name or taking my fiancés’ last name. Or naming my child after a tragedy.

/r/insanepeoplefacebook

Her 4y/o apparently stumped a “multi trillion dollar corporation” yesterday even though she lost custody over him 2 months ago and he lives in a different country now… pure insane fantasy….

/r/traumatizeThemBack

Forced to sit in the dunk tank, made it look like I drowned to death when someone hit the target

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/AirBnB] Had my worst guest experience ever. I dare any other host to try to one up this. [Seattle, WA]

/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus

[r/AITAH] Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?