LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
1
/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
2
/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
3
/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
4
/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
5
/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
6
/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
7
/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
8
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
9
/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
10
/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/upsstore
Boss is throwing me under the bus for her missing pre-hit
/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
/r/drivinganxiety
My neck kept getting stuck while driving so I stopped checking my blindspots and almost died
/r/whatisthisthing
There was a high speed vehicle shoot out on my block last night and I believe this was thrown out of one of the cars. What is it?
/r/BabyBumps
I have to choose between my preferred baby name or taking my fiancés’ last name. Or naming my child after a tragedy.
/r/insanepeoplefacebook
Her 4y/o apparently stumped a “multi trillion dollar corporation” yesterday even though she lost custody over him 2 months ago and he lives in a different country now… pure insane fantasy….
/r/traumatizeThemBack
Forced to sit in the dunk tank, made it look like I drowned to death when someone hit the target
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/AirBnB] Had my worst guest experience ever. I dare any other host to try to one up this. [Seattle, WA]
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/AITAH] Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/upsstore
Boss is throwing me under the bus for her missing pre-hit
/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
/r/drivinganxiety
My neck kept getting stuck while driving so I stopped checking my blindspots and almost died
/r/whatisthisthing
There was a high speed vehicle shoot out on my block last night and I believe this was thrown out of one of the cars. What is it?
/r/BabyBumps
I have to choose between my preferred baby name or taking my fiancés’ last name. Or naming my child after a tragedy.
/r/insanepeoplefacebook
Her 4y/o apparently stumped a “multi trillion dollar corporation” yesterday even though she lost custody over him 2 months ago and he lives in a different country now… pure insane fantasy….
/r/traumatizeThemBack
Forced to sit in the dunk tank, made it look like I drowned to death when someone hit the target
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/AirBnB] Had my worst guest experience ever. I dare any other host to try to one up this. [Seattle, WA]
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/AITAH] Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AITAH