LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/RandomThoughts
Being able to feed your family means you deprive another man of the ability to feed his own
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for sitting between a teenage couple in a movie theater?
/r/hiking
Boyfriend and I thought it would be funny to scream for help on the way up.. nearly shit myself when I heard this guy coming
/r/Showerthoughts
Holding a revolving door open for someone would be seen as rude.
/r/OhioMarijuana
I got too baked and voted no on issue 1
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for only putting antiperspirant on one pit?
/r/Accounting
Has my whole life been a sham so my dad can cook the books at his store?
/r/amiwrong
Old man at work had a heart attack because I makes a joke about the weather, am I wrong for not contributing money for flowers?
/r/therewasanattempt
To scam me
/r/timetravel
I just went fifteen minutes into the past… holy shit
/r/RandomThoughts
Being able to feed your family means you deprive another man of the ability to feed his own
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for sitting between a teenage couple in a movie theater?
/r/hiking
Boyfriend and I thought it would be funny to scream for help on the way up.. nearly shit myself when I heard this guy coming
/r/Showerthoughts
Holding a revolving door open for someone would be seen as rude.
/r/OhioMarijuana
I got too baked and voted no on issue 1
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for only putting antiperspirant on one pit?
/r/Accounting
Has my whole life been a sham so my dad can cook the books at his store?
/r/amiwrong
Old man at work had a heart attack because I makes a joke about the weather, am I wrong for not contributing money for flowers?
/r/therewasanattempt
To scam me
/r/timetravel