LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/speed
Ran at 60 mph today and felt actually superhuman
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What could it mean if people are trying to buy the rights to your life story but you are a nobody?
/r/RandomThoughts
Anyone who is awake right now must have screwed up their life pretty bad.
/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
/r/medical_advice
My ear just potentially cost my company a fortune. What the hell could be wrong with it?
/r/RandomThoughts
Bartenders have an incentive to get you laid so you can procreate and create more customers.
/r/BartardStories
Hit up my old math teacher due to withdrawals 🤦♂️
/r/BeAmazed
Was in a rush on a frosty morning, drove 3 miles to work with this visibility
/r/RandomThoughts
Being able to feed your family means you deprive another man of the ability to feed his own
/r/amiwrong
Am I wrong for sitting between a teenage couple in a movie theater?
/r/speed
Ran at 60 mph today and felt actually superhuman
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What could it mean if people are trying to buy the rights to your life story but you are a nobody?
/r/RandomThoughts
Anyone who is awake right now must have screwed up their life pretty bad.
/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
/r/medical_advice
My ear just potentially cost my company a fortune. What the hell could be wrong with it?
/r/RandomThoughts
Bartenders have an incentive to get you laid so you can procreate and create more customers.
/r/BartardStories
Hit up my old math teacher due to withdrawals 🤦♂️
/r/BeAmazed
Was in a rush on a frosty morning, drove 3 miles to work with this visibility
/r/RandomThoughts
Being able to feed your family means you deprive another man of the ability to feed his own
/r/amiwrong