LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Should you know anatomy in elementary school if you want to be a doctor?
/r/ask
Engineers of Reddit, what’s the most broken engine you’ve encountered and how did you fix it?
/r/LateStageCapitalism
Wanted to use the vending machine, the “attendant” took my card and did it for me, then asked for a 25% tip
/r/ask
Poachers of Reddit, what’s stopping you from getting a “license to kill”?
/r/casualiama
I am Vynch Gollug, an ex ventriloquist who is now hired to frame men for catcalling women. Ask me anything.
/r/Advice
Called in and told boss I blew off my hand with firework last night (a lie) now need legit sounding reason for why I have a hand again on Monday
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do the fireworks that accidentally end up in space pose any danger to the space environment or astronauts?
/r/hsp
I’ve been closing my eyes while driving when I get overstimulated
/r/legal
Can the Alzheimer’s elders consent to this gameshow my managers put on at the retirement center?
/r/ask
Elevators can be used during fires, they just want us firefighters to have exclusive access during emergencies. What’s a misconception about your job?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Should you know anatomy in elementary school if you want to be a doctor?
/r/ask
Engineers of Reddit, what’s the most broken engine you’ve encountered and how did you fix it?
/r/LateStageCapitalism
Wanted to use the vending machine, the “attendant” took my card and did it for me, then asked for a 25% tip
/r/ask
Poachers of Reddit, what’s stopping you from getting a “license to kill”?
/r/casualiama
I am Vynch Gollug, an ex ventriloquist who is now hired to frame men for catcalling women. Ask me anything.
/r/Advice
Called in and told boss I blew off my hand with firework last night (a lie) now need legit sounding reason for why I have a hand again on Monday
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do the fireworks that accidentally end up in space pose any danger to the space environment or astronauts?
/r/hsp
I’ve been closing my eyes while driving when I get overstimulated
/r/legal
Can the Alzheimer’s elders consent to this gameshow my managers put on at the retirement center?
/r/ask