LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/nostalgia
Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.
/r/facepalm
Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”
/r/Wellthatsucks
My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal
/r/Showerthoughts
If you measure a ruler with another ruler, you can usually tell which one is more accurate.
/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
/r/AskProgramming
How many free accounts of Google Drive needed to move 5,000 TB of data
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Would you consider someone who calls the police on the Chick Fil A cow of sound mind?
/r/InstacartShoppers
Gave shopper my SMS bc he is deaf and needed it…
/r/vexillology
Went to the south for the first time and saw these Civil War era flags 😬😬😬
/r/ask
Redditors who live in abysmal poverty by choice, what point are you trying to prove?
/r/nostalgia
Anyone know who these are? Might be my grandfathers. Found it on the street.
/r/facepalm
Hired a guy to find me a handkerchief as an anniversary gift for my wife “Marnie”
/r/Wellthatsucks
My dipshit assistants threw out the papers I needed to close a very insignificant deal
/r/Showerthoughts
If you measure a ruler with another ruler, you can usually tell which one is more accurate.
/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
/r/AskProgramming
How many free accounts of Google Drive needed to move 5,000 TB of data
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Would you consider someone who calls the police on the Chick Fil A cow of sound mind?
/r/InstacartShoppers
Gave shopper my SMS bc he is deaf and needed it…
/r/vexillology
Went to the south for the first time and saw these Civil War era flags 😬😬😬
/r/ask