LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskHistorians
Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?
/r/Advice
I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA
/r/ask
Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?
/r/ask
Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?
/r/Screenwriting
TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest
/r/traderjoes
After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)
/r/The10thDentist
I don’t mind oil spills
/r/ask
Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?
/r/college
Is my professor allowed to be Greek?
/r/Showerthoughts
Using child-proof containers for medicine is admitting your child is an idiot.
/r/AskHistorians
Why do we not study the history of a single family over the course of millennia in U.S. classes?
/r/Advice
I paid my Uber driver to splash a pedestrian and it turned out to be my TA
/r/ask
Firefighters of Reddit, have you ever hit a civilian with a fire hose?
/r/ask
Former blind-atheists who had their sight restored through God, do you believe now?
/r/Screenwriting
TIFU by taking “kill your babies” literally and losing a big directors interest
/r/traderjoes
After being thrown in the toilet and pissed (and s***) on by local teens, I’m happy to say Bostic is cleaned and back on the shelves at our store in Holom, GA :)
/r/The10thDentist
I don’t mind oil spills
/r/ask
Women of Reddit, which lipstick color signals that you want us men to approach you in public?
/r/college
Is my professor allowed to be Greek?
/r/Showerthoughts