LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Can Spotify actually take away my premium if I stop paying them?
/r/ask
Is standing up for the little guy ever actually worth it?
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What is up with the green apples everyone is calling red apples? Where have red apples gone?
/r/ask
At what point does kissing another man go from flirtation to cheating?
/r/ask
Redditors who served in WWI, how do you think war has changed over the years?
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Someone vandalized my mural by adding glasses and a bird
/r/uberdrivers
AITA for ditching a ride upon finding out the driver had an eyepatch?
/r/CrappyDesign
This bird tried to peck me after I threw a rock at it to see if it was real
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Kevin cripples a warehouse worker by stepping on his back?
/r/TrueOffMyChest
Too embarrassed to tell her how I ended up in the hospital (cheese dreaming)
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Can Spotify actually take away my premium if I stop paying them?
/r/ask
Is standing up for the little guy ever actually worth it?
/r/OutOfTheLoop
What is up with the green apples everyone is calling red apples? Where have red apples gone?
/r/ask
At what point does kissing another man go from flirtation to cheating?
/r/ask
Redditors who served in WWI, how do you think war has changed over the years?
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Someone vandalized my mural by adding glasses and a bird
/r/uberdrivers
AITA for ditching a ride upon finding out the driver had an eyepatch?
/r/CrappyDesign
This bird tried to peck me after I threw a rock at it to see if it was real
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Kevin cripples a warehouse worker by stepping on his back?
/r/TrueOffMyChest