LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack
/r/tifu
TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up
/r/Showerthoughts
The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.
/r/Costco
Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog
/r/bartenders
Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it too late to get into the NBA?
/r/MusicEd
My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band
/r/Showerthoughts
Our hatred for the elderly comes from our ancestors need to stay young to survive.
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/TIFU] TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack
/r/tifu
TIFU by locking a kids inhaler in a safe right before he had an asthma attack
/r/u_LuciusDickusMaximus
[r/The10thDentist] I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy letting my alarm ring for an hour or so after I wake up
/r/Showerthoughts
The last person on Earth will have a lot to tell his children.
/r/Costco
Polish Lunatic (in the blue) has been holding up the line, yelling at the food court for no longer serving the Polish hot dog
/r/bartenders
Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it too late to get into the NBA?
/r/MusicEd