LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/bartenders
Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it too late to get into the NBA?
/r/MusicEd
My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band
/r/CasualConversation
Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?
/r/LucidDreaming
How do I stop lucid dreaming???
/r/uberdrivers
[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop
/r/LegalAdviceUK
my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke
/r/Showerthoughts
When farmers learn to use the internet we will see a boom in agriculture.
/r/bartenders
Should I be stopping people who slip something into their own drink?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Is it too late to get into the NBA?
/r/MusicEd
My pitch perfect student is refusing to help me tune the band
/r/CasualConversation
Crossing Guard tried to let a bus hit my kid because I never acknowledge that he exists
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
How do I tell my uncle, an AlAnon believer, that I no longer want to affiliate with him?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Father took me out of school to homeschool me because of “the looming disaster,” what does it mean?
/r/LucidDreaming
How do I stop lucid dreaming???
/r/uberdrivers
[Concerned Passenger] There needs to be a limit on how many hours drivers can work without stop
/r/LegalAdviceUK
my kid is being sued for stealing the rich kid’s joke
/r/Showerthoughts