LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/YogaTeachers
One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?
/r/Millennials
My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away
/r/mildlyinfuriating
My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive
/r/paralegal
Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting
/r/whatif
What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly
/r/Parenting
The charm has worn off
/r/casualiama
My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.
/r/nycrail
Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen
/r/Money
What’s the funniest thing I could do with a ~300k inheritance?
/r/YogaTeachers
One of my students ignores me and does his own flows?
/r/Millennials
My ex wife took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school 45 minutes away
/r/mildlyinfuriating
My ex took a melatonin before driving our kids to their first day of school, a 45 min drive
/r/paralegal
Messed up as horribly as humanly possible on day one and now thinking about quitting
/r/whatif
What if Darmstadtium was never discovered? Or Seaborgium? Or protactium? 😱😱😱
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT] [2000s] Jeopardy episode where there was a category about Ancient Rome in Double Jeopardy and one of the contestants pronounced “Nero” oddly
/r/Parenting
The charm has worn off
/r/casualiama
My fingers are coated in jalepeno juice and I am dying to itch my eyes, ask me anything.
/r/nycrail
Potential scam alert: one guy stains you with ketchup, another sells you a tide pen
/r/Money