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/r/TooAfraidToAsk

Is it possible the ear was his target?

/r/ChickFilAWorkers

“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.

/r/delta

Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?

/r/crafts

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

/r/DIY

Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?

/r/musicsuggestions

Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship

/r/NoStupidQuestions

How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?

/r/Berries

Can I eat these? I already did

/r/Chipotle

Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”

/r/casualiama

I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.