LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it possible the ear was his target?
/r/ChickFilAWorkers
“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.
/r/delta
Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?
/r/crafts
Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?
/r/DIY
Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?
/r/musicsuggestions
Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?
/r/Berries
Can I eat these? I already did
/r/Chipotle
Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”
/r/casualiama
I used to fabricate Venmo transactions to make my social life appear vibrant. It backfired. Ama.
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it possible the ear was his target?
/r/ChickFilAWorkers
“My pleasure” ….shut the fuck up.
/r/delta
Is there any chance at all that a pilot could be convinced to land in a different airport if most passengers consent?
/r/crafts
Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?
/r/DIY
Any way to speed up zigzagging Post it Notes? Some sort of DIY machine?
/r/musicsuggestions
Suggest me a song to listen to while I resticker Post-It stacks at my internship
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do I make a Trader Joe’s Employee break character?
/r/Berries
Can I eat these? I already did
/r/Chipotle
Apparently I order an “NPC Burrito”
/r/casualiama