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/r/Apartmentliving

NOPE NOPE NOPE TIME TO MOVE. I am NOT paying for powering the community elevator.

/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking I was getting pulled over by an ambulance and blocking it from getting to an emergency

/r/bodylanguage

SOLVED: The construction workers showing me shapes were helping my boyfriend propose to me… and I ruined it

/r/Apartmentliving

Neighbor critiquing the way I’ve cooked clam chowder for 10 years…

/r/bodylanguage

UPDATE: He’s now making a rectangle and showing me “4”

/r/bodylanguage

Construction worker putting arms in pentagon at me then showing me “5”

/r/DoesAnybodyElse

Does anybody else only round down numbers no matter what?

/r/DAE

DAE round down numbers no matter what?

/r/LeopardsAteMyFace

What did you expect????

/r/texts

Regretting pressuring her into an open relationship… didn’t think it would be like this