LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AmIOverreacting
My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years
/r/NoStupidQuestions
When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Test
/r/AmIOverreacting
My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram
/r/casualiama
I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.
/r/BoomersBeingFools
My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup
/r/AdviceForTeens
I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do
/r/Music
Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell
/r/AmIOverreacting
My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye
/r/solareclipse
Last eclipse I found out my imbecile children took turns licking the camera lens the night before. This is all I got. Praying for better luck this time.
/r/AmIOverreacting
My AA group gave me an Amazon Basics sobriety chip for my 10 years
/r/NoStupidQuestions
When is the ideal time to release a song so it can become the song of the summer?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Test
/r/AmIOverreacting
My BF reloaded the dishwasher he had just unloaded with the same dishes so I exposed him on Instagram
/r/casualiama
I had a dream that I was hit by a firework and haven’t been able to hear out of my right ear all morning, AMA.
/r/BoomersBeingFools
My kids got called “entitled” for asking a boomer for a second flavor of ice cream in a large cup
/r/AdviceForTeens
I think I gave my sister cancer I don’t know what to do
/r/Music
Learning to separate the art from the artist — Joni Mitchell
/r/AmIOverreacting
My boyfriend wants to watch the eclipse through the naked man’s eye
/r/solareclipse