LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/DunderMifflin
Guess dwight doesn’t actually like seeing animals having sex after all...
/r/simpleliving
Decided to make my own guitar instead of buying one :)
/r/UnexpectedlyWholesome
Thought this was going in the complete opposite direction hahaha
/r/family
Just read this beautiful quote about family in my novel, thought I'd share :)
/r/movies
Something I noticed on my latest rewatch of Mad Max Fury Road
/r/Showerthoughts
For some reason, the Marvel heroes don't chainsmoke cigs and constantly do speed even though they could enjoy the effects without any health risks.
/r/comedy
How to become funnier?
/r/nintendo
Trying to get into the Pokemon games again but the political propaganda is really annoying
/r/The10thDentist
Video games DO cause violence
/r/lakers
Oof... trouble in paradise??
/r/DunderMifflin
Guess dwight doesn’t actually like seeing animals having sex after all...
/r/simpleliving
Decided to make my own guitar instead of buying one :)
/r/UnexpectedlyWholesome
Thought this was going in the complete opposite direction hahaha
/r/family
Just read this beautiful quote about family in my novel, thought I'd share :)
/r/movies
Something I noticed on my latest rewatch of Mad Max Fury Road
/r/Showerthoughts
For some reason, the Marvel heroes don't chainsmoke cigs and constantly do speed even though they could enjoy the effects without any health risks.
/r/comedy
How to become funnier?
/r/nintendo
Trying to get into the Pokemon games again but the political propaganda is really annoying
/r/The10thDentist
Video games DO cause violence
/r/lakers