LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?
/r/confessions
I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it
/r/SelfAwarewolves
My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag
/r/wallstreetbets
If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP
/r/LaTeX
Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)
/r/IAmA
Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything
/r/FoodPorn
My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?
/r/HailCorporate
Right before German Mother's Day, Redditor happens to make post about mothers.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: When a service dog comes up to you alone, it means it’s owner is in distress and it wants you to follow it.
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: Orange Peels belong in the recycling?
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: There is no scientific proof that women can actually orgasm?
/r/confessions
I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it
/r/SelfAwarewolves
My aunt just shared this on FB... What a fucking hag
/r/wallstreetbets
If I can hold after losing more than half of my own mother's retirement savings, so can you. I’ll make her a millionaire by March DIAMOND HANDS💎 💎💎🚀🚀🚀 BUY THE DIP
/r/LaTeX
Best Latex Catwoman costume?(under $100)
/r/IAmA
Hi Reddit, I’m Hollywood acter Tom Cruise. Ask me anything
/r/FoodPorn
My ex wife laughed and said Id never be able to cook for myself. Who’s laughing now?
/r/HailCorporate