LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/pics
Told my brother he got accepted to Princeton. Snapped this pic b4 revealing he was actually rejected
/r/Polska
Mniam! That'sa a gooda burger
/r/canada
New Leaked Tapes From November Reveal Trump Planned to Annex Ontario in Order to Stay In Power
/r/plantclinic
Brother in law got us this cannabis plant for our wedding but despite daily watering and using a UV light, it’s dying. Help!
/r/InstacartShoppers
Anyone in the Phoenix area ever shop for a customer named “Gendrick C”? Weird stuff...
/r/Showerthoughts
David Bowie is older than Eminem but Eminem feels “older” than Bowie
/r/foodhacks
Me and my wife buy 20 Red Baron Pizzas a month and peel off the cheese and sauce, which we eat throughout the month. Much cheaper than buying cheese and tomatoes. Plus, our kids get the cursts every day as their lunch!
/r/FoodPorn
Made this from a chicken who broke into my backyard
/r/brexit
It may be too late to ask this, but what the fuck is the EU?
/r/umass
Is the dining hall as ass as they say it is?
/r/pics
Told my brother he got accepted to Princeton. Snapped this pic b4 revealing he was actually rejected
/r/Polska
Mniam! That'sa a gooda burger
/r/canada
New Leaked Tapes From November Reveal Trump Planned to Annex Ontario in Order to Stay In Power
/r/plantclinic
Brother in law got us this cannabis plant for our wedding but despite daily watering and using a UV light, it’s dying. Help!
/r/InstacartShoppers
Anyone in the Phoenix area ever shop for a customer named “Gendrick C”? Weird stuff...
/r/Showerthoughts
David Bowie is older than Eminem but Eminem feels “older” than Bowie
/r/foodhacks
Me and my wife buy 20 Red Baron Pizzas a month and peel off the cheese and sauce, which we eat throughout the month. Much cheaper than buying cheese and tomatoes. Plus, our kids get the cursts every day as their lunch!
/r/FoodPorn
Made this from a chicken who broke into my backyard
/r/brexit
It may be too late to ask this, but what the fuck is the EU?
/r/umass