LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/UnresolvedMysteries
The Strange Case of Dr. Z. Kellington, Last Seen in 1995 in The Sears Tower Lobby Doing a Crab Walk
/r/unpopularopinion
If people want to be treated a certain way, they should treat others that way
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: The "right to bear arms" originally referred to having guns?
/r/Screenwriting
Does anyone have any tips for writing a good battle scene?
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Left our toddler home for one night while we went clubbing... *sign* time to get out the mop
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: It's impossible to lose money on an investment in December because of the "Santa Rally"
/r/DreamWasTaken
I'm a PhD in Stats and Data Science who has no life. Here's why I think Dream didn't cheat
/r/AskMen
Men of Reddit, if you had a crush on a girl and she broke your heart by ghosting-you-and-dating-your-bully, would you help the girl on her final exam if she texted you?
/r/OldSchoolCool
The only known photo of my great uncle whose negligence sank an entire cruise ship in the Middle of the Atlantic in 1928
/r/HomeImprovement
Tips on attracting rodents for my dog to eat?
/r/UnresolvedMysteries
The Strange Case of Dr. Z. Kellington, Last Seen in 1995 in The Sears Tower Lobby Doing a Crab Walk
/r/unpopularopinion
If people want to be treated a certain way, they should treat others that way
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: The "right to bear arms" originally referred to having guns?
/r/Screenwriting
Does anyone have any tips for writing a good battle scene?
/r/mildlyinfuriating
Left our toddler home for one night while we went clubbing... *sign* time to get out the mop
/r/IsItBullshit
IsItBullshit: It's impossible to lose money on an investment in December because of the "Santa Rally"
/r/DreamWasTaken
I'm a PhD in Stats and Data Science who has no life. Here's why I think Dream didn't cheat
/r/AskMen
Men of Reddit, if you had a crush on a girl and she broke your heart by ghosting-you-and-dating-your-bully, would you help the girl on her final exam if she texted you?
/r/OldSchoolCool
The only known photo of my great uncle whose negligence sank an entire cruise ship in the Middle of the Atlantic in 1928
/r/HomeImprovement