LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/unpopularopinion
"Franksgiving" is the weirdest Thanksgiving spin-off ever created and I hate its existence
/r/MaliciousCompliance
Neighbor's kid steals my daughter's toy shovel. I "dig" up a whole lot of trouble for his single father
/r/Tinder
Sometimes a guy's face is not enough to swipe right on, but his bio seals the deal... Wish me luck and give me some opening pick up lines in the comments!!!
/r/nextfuckinglevel
This This is James Headmaas. He was tired of constantly getting hit on by the women in his life so he ate a tub of ice cream a day and gained 90 pounds. He still gets hit on often.
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Angela gets trapped inside a refrigerator and Michael almost accidentally has it crushed in the Baylor?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you managed to scientifically turn yourself into a bee and had a lot of work to do, you’d literally be as busy as a bee.
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy getting erections during school presentations
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts
It's very likely that you started a war and didn't even realize it
/r/unpopularopinion
"Franksgiving" is the weirdest Thanksgiving spin-off ever created and I hate its existence
/r/MaliciousCompliance
Neighbor's kid steals my daughter's toy shovel. I "dig" up a whole lot of trouble for his single father
/r/Tinder
Sometimes a guy's face is not enough to swipe right on, but his bio seals the deal... Wish me luck and give me some opening pick up lines in the comments!!!
/r/nextfuckinglevel
This This is James Headmaas. He was tired of constantly getting hit on by the women in his life so he ate a tub of ice cream a day and gained 90 pounds. He still gets hit on often.
/r/DunderMifflin
What episode has the deleted scene where Angela gets trapped inside a refrigerator and Michael almost accidentally has it crushed in the Baylor?
/r/Showerthoughts
If you managed to scientifically turn yourself into a bee and had a lot of work to do, you’d literally be as busy as a bee.
/r/The10thDentist
I enjoy getting erections during school presentations
/r/theyknew
He definitely knew
/r/Showerthoughts
It's extremely likely that you've recycled a soda can that was later used as a knife by a serial killer and you didn't even know it.
/r/Showerthoughts