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/r/Showerthoughts

It's very likely that you've accidentally ruined someone's life without realizing it.

/r/Showerthoughts

The first Greek Soldier to encounter a dinosaur probably thought it was the minotaur.

/r/RedditPCAs

What is a Pakistani Commune Account?

/r/AskAnAmerican

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

/r/DebateAnAtheist

God has never let me down

/r/Showerthoughts

Depression probably exists because our ancestors who killed themselves were probably more likely to reproduce.

/r/Conservative

OPINION: Trump should quickly rewrite Constitution to extend the Lame Duck period indefinitely until the pandemic ends

/r/BitcoinBeginners

My drug dealer said I should pay him in bitcoin. Should I wait till the market is down so I have to pay him less?

/r/NatureIsFuckingLit

🔥 Woke up this morning and couldn't find my german shepherd. Came outside to this. Survival of the fittest I guess

/r/chemhelp

How to create a new element?