LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/dataisbeautiful
[OC] A map of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors at my college and their mutual hookups.
/r/dankmemes
She turns herself into a Karma Whore, funniest shit I've ever seen
/r/Showerthoughts
Sucking on hangnails probably cures heartburn because our ancestors ate with their fingers and would probably swallow hangnails while eating.
/r/Showerthoughts
People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.
/r/bodyweightfitness
People who were ugly as fuck and hit the gym hardcore, did it help your chances in getting girls?
/r/Showerthoughts
If a freezer was put inside a microwave inside a bigger freezer, it would make the original freezer a source of great food storage but also great waste of electricity.
/r/Showerthoughts
If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
/r/casualiama
My immigrant mother was one of "Rich Girl"'s ex-employees. She was treated terribly. Considering doxxing this horrible human being. Ama!
/r/cringe
Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."
/r/RocketLeague
Lol haha!!!!!
/r/dataisbeautiful
[OC] A map of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors at my college and their mutual hookups.
/r/dankmemes
She turns herself into a Karma Whore, funniest shit I've ever seen
/r/Showerthoughts
Sucking on hangnails probably cures heartburn because our ancestors ate with their fingers and would probably swallow hangnails while eating.
/r/Showerthoughts
People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.
/r/bodyweightfitness
People who were ugly as fuck and hit the gym hardcore, did it help your chances in getting girls?
/r/Showerthoughts
If a freezer was put inside a microwave inside a bigger freezer, it would make the original freezer a source of great food storage but also great waste of electricity.
/r/Showerthoughts
If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
/r/casualiama
My immigrant mother was one of "Rich Girl"'s ex-employees. She was treated terribly. Considering doxxing this horrible human being. Ama!
/r/cringe
Pence quotes Marvel's Thanos: "The Democrats should have aimed for the head! We're about to have all the infinity stones."
/r/RocketLeague