LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/funny
My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself
/r/dankmemes
Yo misTah White
/r/MaliciousCompliance
You want me to give you the flu? Ok
/r/MaliciousCompliance
You want me to give you co vid?ok.
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"
/r/casualiama
I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.
/r/Showerthoughts
They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.
/r/ChoosingBeggars
Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂
/r/mildlyinfuriating
My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning
/r/tax
How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?
/r/funny
My coworker emailed this to me during our Zoom meeting. Had to turn off my camera because I almost peed myself
/r/dankmemes
Yo misTah White
/r/MaliciousCompliance
You want me to give you the flu? Ok
/r/MaliciousCompliance
You want me to give you co vid?ok.
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where Dwight tricks Phyllis into drinking her own urine? I think the quote by Michael in the scene is "Dwight, this is unacceptional!"
/r/casualiama
I'm Burt Flloyder, a UPS employee who just realized that because of Corona fatality I am currently 3rd in line to the Duchy of Waddingham.
/r/Showerthoughts
They probably add Vitamin D to whole milk because they know that anyone degen enough to drink whole milk doesn't go outside.
/r/ChoosingBeggars
Look like I was choosing beggar this times on the $300 door 😂😂
/r/mildlyinfuriating
My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning
/r/tax