LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/personalfinance
How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?
/r/tifu
TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it
/r/Showerthoughts
Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.
/r/Showerthoughts
Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.
/r/Showerthoughts
One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.
/r/aww
My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?
/r/Conservative
Another A.O.C. Gaffe: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) calls fiscal policy "physical" policy in Brooklyn speech.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer lists the apartment hallway on airbnb, and a woman stays there. George falls in love with the woman. Jerry accidentally steps on her and breaks her jaw when returning from a comedy gig. Elaine has lung surgery.
/r/personalfinance
How to set up a non profit so I can get all my alcohol tax free?
/r/tifu
TIFU by destroying almost $1 million dollars worth of guitars at the music store
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I'm the most attractive person I know but most of time times I've had sex, I've paid for it
/r/Showerthoughts
Couches are bad for sleeping, but at least the cushions muffle the sound of wife cheating with another man.
/r/Showerthoughts
Being married is more lonely then when in solitary confinement.
/r/Showerthoughts
One good thing about the wife making you sleep on the couch is the proximity to the beer in the fridge.
/r/aww
My dog Tooth catching her first meal of the day
/r/DunderMifflin
What's the episode where the warehouse guys surround Michael and push him towards the Baler, threatening to throw him in if he tells David Wallace about their poker nights?
/r/Conservative
Another A.O.C. Gaffe: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) calls fiscal policy "physical" policy in Brooklyn speech.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld