LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/The10thDentist
Whenever my friend offers to pay for dinner I always get the most expensive item on the menu, even if I don't want it
/r/aww
My son (16M) did his first whippet with me today :) I love him
/r/MovieDetails
In Deepwater Horizon (2016) we see exposed wires in the opening scene, prefiguring the catastrophic failure of the rig later in the film.
/r/MovieDetails
In No Country For Old Men (2007), Llewellyn cooks broccoli a couple scenes before telling Carson he doesn't eat vegetables, demonstrating he is hiding his soft side from the public.
/r/marvelstudios
Apparently Doctor Octopus was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
If Julius Caesar had a flame thrower, would he have been able to survive his assassination?
/r/interestingasfuck
Apparently Doctor Octopus from Spiderman was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for
/r/Showerthoughts
The Ancient Geeks must have been confused about why there was a big red circle in the sky all day.
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?
/r/step1
Advice for Studying (2020-2022)
/r/The10thDentist
Whenever my friend offers to pay for dinner I always get the most expensive item on the menu, even if I don't want it
/r/aww
My son (16M) did his first whippet with me today :) I love him
/r/MovieDetails
In Deepwater Horizon (2016) we see exposed wires in the opening scene, prefiguring the catastrophic failure of the rig later in the film.
/r/MovieDetails
In No Country For Old Men (2007), Llewellyn cooks broccoli a couple scenes before telling Carson he doesn't eat vegetables, demonstrating he is hiding his soft side from the public.
/r/marvelstudios
Apparently Doctor Octopus was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
If Julius Caesar had a flame thrower, would he have been able to survive his assassination?
/r/interestingasfuck
Apparently Doctor Octopus from Spiderman was a more spiritual man than we give him credit for
/r/Showerthoughts
The Ancient Geeks must have been confused about why there was a big red circle in the sky all day.
/r/HistoricalWhatIf
What if the US created a time machine and sent a nuke to destroy ancient greece in 776 BC?
/r/step1