LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it normal to spend hours plotting how to inconvenience someone who's done you wrong?
/r/LSAT
Hardest LSAT practice problem ever, if you can solve this you can solve anythint
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I just ruined a man's marriage and life for a 5$ starbucks giftcard and I feel awful
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/Christianity
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/The10thDentist
I like hearing my neighbors singing while I fall asleep.
/r/teenagers
[UNPOPULAR OPINION] If you're GPA is below 5.0, you're not putting in the work
/r/theyknew
Ernie's Going Places Tonight
/r/casualiama
I'm Leoruy Chinsovik, I just woke up from a 5 year coma and found out all my grad school research was stolen and patented by a big pharma company. Ask me anything!
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Is it normal to spend hours plotting how to inconvenience someone who's done you wrong?
/r/LSAT
Hardest LSAT practice problem ever, if you can solve this you can solve anythint
/r/TrueOffMyChest
I just ruined a man's marriage and life for a 5$ starbucks giftcard and I feel awful
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/TrueChristian
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/Christianity
Is flatulence a sin?
/r/The10thDentist
I like hearing my neighbors singing while I fall asleep.
/r/teenagers
[UNPOPULAR OPINION] If you're GPA is below 5.0, you're not putting in the work
/r/theyknew
Ernie's Going Places Tonight
/r/casualiama