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/r/tolkienfans

DAE feel bad for chopping down trees after reading The Two Towers?

/r/MadeMeSmile

Teenager who was blasting music in my neighborhood totalled his car. He in completely fine but is now 60k in debt :)

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's going on with everyone destroying their towns' water towers with sledge hammers?

/r/suggestmeabook

Are there any books out there about a time-travelling Egyptian Pharaoh armed with a glock who is trying to kill baby Moses?

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

How long should I wait to order food for myself if I suspect my friend crashed his car on the way to the restaurant?

/r/Showerthoughts

The empire state building is taller than a lot of our houses, yet we spend more time in our houses.

/r/Showerthoughts

If the aquarium hadn't taught Free Willy to jump so high, he wouldn't have escaped.

/r/unpopularopinion

Knowing how to play chess well does not make you a bad lover in bed.

/r/movies

Steven Spielberg hints at a Indiana Jones spin-off, centered around Short Round's underground narcotic trafficking ring.