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/r/writers

Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.

/r/insaneparents

I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Where do McDonalds store the livestock?

/r/MaliciousCompliance

DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work

/r/WritingPrompts

[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.

/r/NoStupidQuestions

How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?

/r/wholesomevandalism

College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)

/r/Jokes

A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.