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/r/space

NASA launches first shuttle full of unwanted newborns into orbit around the Earth, after Trump administration overrides longstanding United States Ethics Committee ban on such experiments.

/r/Showerthoughts

If you removed all the rubber bands from a car tire, you could explode a lot of watermelons.

/r/Showerthoughts

You're when kid a, don't you grow realize you're watching also parents your up grow.

/r/Showerthoughts

Because in but if and so, cannot become when whereas we if in.

/r/Showerthoughts

If the most common toothpaste flavor was onion, we'd probably associate freshness with onions.

/r/ihavesex

Redditor tries to pass of burn mark as fingering scar, gets called out by literally everyone

/r/worldnews

Man who didn't open door for a woman behind him got the perfect dish of revenge as the door closed on him and severed his arm

/r/WTF

Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my hand

/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that humans know the chemical formula to make water, yet choose not to, says a lot about society.

/r/casualiama

I just found a shotgun shell in my feces. AMA.