LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/writers
Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.
/r/insaneparents
I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Where do McDonalds store the livestock?
/r/MaliciousCompliance
DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work
/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?
/r/wholesomevandalism
College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)
/r/Jokes
A priest and a rabbi walk into a health clinic.
/r/writers
Advice for unpublished authors from an award winner
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Does anyone have Flo from Progressive's number?
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer accidentally discovers a new life saving drug when mixing shampoo and patents it. George's mother needs the drug, but Kramer's upped the price 3000%. Jerry becomes addicted to opiates after his doctor prescribes them for his back pain.
/r/insaneparents
I'm 15 years old and not old enough to work and yet my mom won't give me anything
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Where do McDonalds store the livestock?
/r/MaliciousCompliance
DON'T tell me to clean the roach-infested bathroom while at work
/r/WritingPrompts
[WP] You are worthless. Don't ever forget that.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How do the farmers get the seeds out of grapes without puncturing the skin?
/r/wholesomevandalism
College age neighbor (WITH A FINANCE JOB) didn't buy from my daughter's lemonade stand yesterday. Well, woke up today and looked across the street and apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't like him :)
/r/Jokes