LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Hummus is a glorified yogurt.
/r/Showerthoughts
The stock market is just a glorified slots machine.
/r/Showerthoughts
Video game guns are responsible for more real world crime than real ones.
/r/nottheonion
"We've done more to fight the Coronavirus than any previous administration" says President Trump in White House Terrace address.
/r/writers
Is it too edgy to have a protagonist commit despicable war crimes and his arc is learning not to be guilty but rather to embrace his actions?
/r/writing
Is it too edgy to have a protagonist commit despicable war crimes and his arc is learning not to be guilty but rather to embrace his actions?
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT] [IDIOM] There's this idiom I learned in middle school having to do with a beaver listening to music too loud and bursting his ears.. What is it? Need it for a business report.
/r/whatstheword
WTW for when you are sleepy all class long but feel hyper right after?
/r/Showerthoughts
Men cracking their balls like knuckles would be chaos.
/r/Showerthoughts
The world would be interesting if men could crack their balls like knuckles.
/r/Showerthoughts
Hummus is a glorified yogurt.
/r/Showerthoughts
The stock market is just a glorified slots machine.
/r/Showerthoughts
Video game guns are responsible for more real world crime than real ones.
/r/nottheonion
"We've done more to fight the Coronavirus than any previous administration" says President Trump in White House Terrace address.
/r/writers
Is it too edgy to have a protagonist commit despicable war crimes and his arc is learning not to be guilty but rather to embrace his actions?
/r/writing
Is it too edgy to have a protagonist commit despicable war crimes and his arc is learning not to be guilty but rather to embrace his actions?
/r/tipofmytongue
[TOMT] [IDIOM] There's this idiom I learned in middle school having to do with a beaver listening to music too loud and bursting his ears.. What is it? Need it for a business report.
/r/whatstheword
WTW for when you are sleepy all class long but feel hyper right after?
/r/Showerthoughts
Men cracking their balls like knuckles would be chaos.
/r/Showerthoughts