LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Men cracking their balls like knuckles would be chaos.
/r/Showerthoughts
The world would be interesting if men could crack their balls like knuckles.
/r/The10thDentist
I reuse mouthwash.
/r/NameThatSong
Era: 80's|| Lyrics: "play that fucking music white boy"
/r/politics
Dr. Fauci was arrested on seven public urination last year, a new report shows
/r/politics
BREAKING: Dr. Fauci Arrested Last Night For Public Urination
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What do you think of that song 'play that fucking music white boy'?
/r/Showerthoughts
Humans use only 10% of our brains but yet if we removed the superfluous parts our heads would be too squishy.
/r/The10thDentist
Things would be much more efficient if speed limits were the same as the highway number.
/r/The10thDentist
Howie Mandel Should Be Stripped Of His Rights
/r/Showerthoughts
Men cracking their balls like knuckles would be chaos.
/r/Showerthoughts
The world would be interesting if men could crack their balls like knuckles.
/r/The10thDentist
I reuse mouthwash.
/r/NameThatSong
Era: 80's|| Lyrics: "play that fucking music white boy"
/r/politics
Dr. Fauci was arrested on seven public urination last year, a new report shows
/r/politics
BREAKING: Dr. Fauci Arrested Last Night For Public Urination
/r/NoStupidQuestions
What do you think of that song 'play that fucking music white boy'?
/r/Showerthoughts
Humans use only 10% of our brains but yet if we removed the superfluous parts our heads would be too squishy.
/r/The10thDentist
Things would be much more efficient if speed limits were the same as the highway number.
/r/The10thDentist