LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/The10thDentist
Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit
/r/The10thDentist
Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit
/r/The10thDentist
Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why do Hispanic people say "Hey Zeus" when referring to Jesus? Is this a carry-over from Anceint Greek Relgion?
/r/The10thDentist
Public urination should not be a crime
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is orange soda, which is simply carbonated orange juice, conidered unhealthy? Is it because or the carbon emission?
/r/The10thDentist
Guys with Nicotine Addictions are way hotter than those without
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How come people call Julius Caesar, the great Greek king, a "model American" if he lived something like 4 centuries before the foundation of United States?
/r/Showerthoughts
When scientists create new element: world in awe; soda makers make a new flavor: everyone takes for granted. Shows the pretentiousness of people.
/r/Showerthoughts
The fact that when scientists create new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda makers make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.
/r/The10thDentist
Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit
/r/The10thDentist
Howie Mandel getting a Pulitzer Prize for Deal or No Deal is absolute horseshit
/r/The10thDentist
Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why do Hispanic people say "Hey Zeus" when referring to Jesus? Is this a carry-over from Anceint Greek Relgion?
/r/The10thDentist
Public urination should not be a crime
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is orange soda, which is simply carbonated orange juice, conidered unhealthy? Is it because or the carbon emission?
/r/The10thDentist
Guys with Nicotine Addictions are way hotter than those without
/r/NoStupidQuestions
How come people call Julius Caesar, the great Greek king, a "model American" if he lived something like 4 centuries before the foundation of United States?
/r/Showerthoughts
When scientists create new element: world in awe; soda makers make a new flavor: everyone takes for granted. Shows the pretentiousness of people.
/r/Showerthoughts