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/r/Showerthoughts

The fact that when scientists create a new element, the world is in awe, yet when soda companies make a new flavor, everyone takes it for granted, shows the pretentiousness of people.

/r/Showerthoughts

Imaginary numbers exist only because mathematicians discovered everything about real numbers and got bored.

/r/IAmA

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/Showerthoughts

Ancient Grease was much safest place of live than the U.A.of.S

/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

/r/NoStupidQuestions

What do the put inside oranges to make them sweet?

/r/relationship_advice

I (M19) spent half of me and my wife's (35F) savings on lottery tickets and she's mad

/r/Showerthoughts

Humans believe they were here since the beginning of the universe simply because it is impossible to disprove this.

/r/NoStupidQuestions

Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?

/r/The10thDentist

I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.