LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.
/r/unpopularopinion
April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged
/r/teenagers
Well, I asked her out over snap, and...
/r/Showerthoughts
Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.
/r/Showerthoughts
Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%
/r/UpliftingNews
Alderman who called Corona Virus a "hoax" last month tests positive for Corona Virus
/r/UpliftingNews
Man trying to steal chips from a vending machine gets arm chopped off
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you are going to have a child out of wedlock, say like, oh i don't know, Howie Mandel, at least have the guts to take him in as your own
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.
/r/unpopularopinion
April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged
/r/teenagers
Well, I asked her out over snap, and...
/r/Showerthoughts
Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.
/r/Showerthoughts
Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.
/r/Showerthoughts
Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.
/r/LifeProTips
LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%
/r/UpliftingNews
Alderman who called Corona Virus a "hoax" last month tests positive for Corona Virus
/r/UpliftingNews
Man trying to steal chips from a vending machine gets arm chopped off
/r/LifeProTips