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/r/The10thDentist

Using crayons to do math homework should be acceptable

/r/The10thDentist

If you pull off a heist, you should not be charged with a crime

/r/OutOfTheLoop

What's up with people calling Howie Mandel a War Criminal?

/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

George loses both of his arm in a subway-door malfunction. Jerry reveals he doesn't like holding hands with girlfriends. Kramer develop synthetic arms for George which end up actually giving him a horrific disease. Elaine dates an arms dealer.

/r/unpopularopinion

April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged

/r/teenagers

Well, I asked her out over snap, and...

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are staying home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Considering all the musicians who have canceled tours and are quarantined at home, we may be in for a glut of great albums pretty soon.

/r/Showerthoughts

Even though frozen dinners have rendered cooking a completely useless skill, the restaurant industry is still alive due to longing for social interaction.

/r/LifeProTips

LPT: If you're scared to start using drugs, remember the 5-95 rule-- only 5% get addicted, yet they're louder than the rest of the 95%