LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?
/r/The10thDentist
I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, does your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and if so, how do I heal it?
/r/Showerthoughts
Fridges being extinct makes "I'm cooling off" a nonsensical statement
/r/The10thDentist
If everyone were forced to write an analytical essay after each movie they watched, society would be so much more efficient
/r/casualiama
I am Jay Geladi, the man who created this subreddit but had it robbed from me in a bad business deal. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
"Over the weekend" does not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week so "under" works more
/r/unpopularopinion
I am not the asshole for ruining my cousin's life, despite what r/AITA says
/r/Showerthoughts
When people say "over the weekend," usually, the do not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week, and hence "under" would be more apt.
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Why is my girlfriend so insecure that doesn't have sex with me but just asked for an open relationship?
/r/The10thDentist
I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, why your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and how do can it be heal?
/r/AskMen
Mens of reddit, does your egos get hurt if I cheated on you during quarantine and if so, how do I heal it?
/r/Showerthoughts
Fridges being extinct makes "I'm cooling off" a nonsensical statement
/r/The10thDentist
If everyone were forced to write an analytical essay after each movie they watched, society would be so much more efficient
/r/casualiama
I am Jay Geladi, the man who created this subreddit but had it robbed from me in a bad business deal. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
"Over the weekend" does not account for the fact that most conceptualize the weekend at a lower altitude than the week so "under" works more
/r/unpopularopinion
I am not the asshole for ruining my cousin's life, despite what r/AITA says
/r/Showerthoughts