LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/unpopularopinion
Howie Mandel is a criminal who should be locked up for life
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer tricks George into eating his own fecal matter.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer starts an insurance fraud scheme, instructing his clients to jump in front of cars. George accidentally commits vehicular manslaughter. Elaine is bothered that her boyfriend has a collection of human teeth at his apartment. Jerry starts a forest fire while trying to grill.
/r/Showerthoughts
Literacy is probably the lowest it has ever been thanks to smartphones.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.
/r/unpopularopinion
The people who created the Periodistic Table should have alphabetized it.
/r/casualiama
My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
The first human to die in childbirth has probably already been born.
/r/Showerthoughts
Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."
/r/Drugs
Tripping on fives this weekend. I'm 20. Any advice?
/r/unpopularopinion
Howie Mandel is a criminal who should be locked up for life
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer tricks George into eating his own fecal matter.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer starts an insurance fraud scheme, instructing his clients to jump in front of cars. George accidentally commits vehicular manslaughter. Elaine is bothered that her boyfriend has a collection of human teeth at his apartment. Jerry starts a forest fire while trying to grill.
/r/Showerthoughts
Literacy is probably the lowest it has ever been thanks to smartphones.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.
/r/unpopularopinion
The people who created the Periodistic Table should have alphabetized it.
/r/casualiama
My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama
/r/Showerthoughts
The first human to die in childbirth has probably already been born.
/r/Showerthoughts
Now that refrigerators are obsolete, we can no longer say "I'm cooling off."
/r/Drugs