LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
What do the put on apples to make then so sweet?
/r/Showerthoughts
Jason is not a good name but Henry is.
/r/OutOfTheLoop
Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?
/r/casualiama
I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!
/r/Jokes
What did Obama go to the grocery store?
/r/Showerthoughts
There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time
/r/Showerthoughts
Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it
/r/Showerthoughts
Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth
/r/Showerthoughts
Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.
/r/AskMen
What does it mean to a man who who likes me when I hook up with his brother?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
What do the put on apples to make then so sweet?
/r/Showerthoughts
Jason is not a good name but Henry is.
/r/OutOfTheLoop
Can someone explain what is going on with the Coco Puffs scandal that has blown up recently?
/r/casualiama
I am Sanzech Pheelsbag. My great grandfather's research, which proved that the moon was real and in fact not a mirage, was stolen 113 years ago today. Ama!
/r/Jokes
What did Obama go to the grocery store?
/r/Showerthoughts
There is a large chance no one has ever considered you worthy of their time
/r/Showerthoughts
Exercise feels so good but we go to all lengths to avoid it
/r/Showerthoughts
Star Wars has done more for expanding our knowledge of life than Planet Earth
/r/Showerthoughts
Star Wars did more to expose people to the diversity of life in the cosmos than Planet Earth did.
/r/AskMen