LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/cringe
My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day
/r/Showerthoughts
Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies
/r/Showerthoughts
If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God
/r/Showerthoughts
If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison
/r/Showerthoughts
Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down
/r/unpopularopinion
I like having insects and spiders in the house.
/r/Showerthoughts
There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years
/r/AmItheAsshole
WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again
/r/Showerthoughts
It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now
/r/Showerthoughts
If we had no bones yoga would be a lot easier
/r/cringe
My wife's mother buttdialed me while talking shit about my other girlfriend ON Valentine's day
/r/Showerthoughts
Eating a smelly sock is more nutritious than eating sugar bunnies
/r/Showerthoughts
If Iron Man was set during the 1000 BC, he would have been a Greek God
/r/Showerthoughts
If Iron Man existed during the Iron Age, he would probably be a bison
/r/Showerthoughts
Shit posters get a lot of flack, but if we're honest we all appreciate them deep down
/r/unpopularopinion
I like having insects and spiders in the house.
/r/Showerthoughts
There has probably been a rat in your tummy in the past 2 years
/r/AmItheAsshole
WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again
/r/Showerthoughts
It's possible that a rat snuck into your mouth last night and is living in your stomach right now
/r/Showerthoughts