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/r/Showerthoughts

Even though it's winter in the States, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

/r/Showerthoughts

Even though it's winter in America, no one stops to ask where all the cold came from.

/r/Showerthoughts

Being poor sucks but being rich must suck even worse

/r/casualiama

I am Rich Dreyfus, the understudy of ScuddyMaxx the legend himself. Ask me anything while I wait for a five-some that is happening in my bed in an hour.

/r/unpopularopinion

I don't mind people clipping their toenails in public

/r/Showerthoughts

We're all sad that juice died but when our own grandmas die we don't even go to the funeral

/r/Showerthoughts

We're all sad that juice died but would we really be happy if he lived

/r/unpopularopinion

Happy Christmas is the only appropriate way to say the phrase

/r/funny

Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!

/r/pics

Wife left me for being a "hoarder", but meet Roofus, the newest member of my family! Isn't he so cute??? <3