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/r/funny

Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!

/r/pics

Wife left me for being a "hoarder", but meet Roofus, the newest member of my family! Isn't he so cute??? <3

/r/Showerthoughts

If human were able to taste brain, would probably taste like jelly jam juice. But if tongue develop taste too, then it not so certain.

/r/unpopularopinion

Scuddy Maxx is a way better rapper than Kendrick Lamer

/r/Showerthoughts

It is interesting that 100 years ago the smartest humans alive were businessmen but now they are YouTubers.

/r/copypasta

AMA

/r/unpopularopinion

Starting your post with "Don't get me wrong" makes me want to gag.

/r/Showerthoughts

Eyeballs probably taste like hard boiled eggs

/r/unpopularopinion

Sleeping with the lights on is actually better.

/r/AskMen

Mens of Reddit, do you like it when us girls give you papercuts on your privates?