LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer gets his leg blown off by a landmine. Jerry has to wheel him around in a wheelchair. George gets a wheelchair to pick up women. Elaine finally finds him attractive and sleeps with him until she finds out he doesn't need it.
/r/Showerthoughts
You have probably accidentally eaten rhino meat at some point thinking it was a hamburger.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accused of murder. Jerry is his lawyer. Kramer is captured by the mafia. Elaine accidentally eats a sponge.
/r/Showerthoughts
People assume Gandalf is a hero more so than George Washingtonson even though the former didn't exist as much as the ladder.
/r/relationship_advice
My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.
/r/The10thDentist
The Slander of Boomers is One of the Worst things Millenials have done thus far.
/r/relationships
My boyfriend (18M) got an impulse vasectomy without telling me (19F).
/r/Showerthoughts
No one listen to Fran Sinatra today when when he was popular still he was still popular 5 years in the past of the yesterday days.
/r/todayilearned
TIL that most historians believe Martha Washington was a cross-dressing man who George was in love with but hid the gender of for political reasons.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Kramer gets his leg blown off by a landmine. Jerry has to wheel him around in a wheelchair. George gets a wheelchair to pick up women. Elaine finally finds him attractive and sleeps with him until she finds out he doesn't need it.
/r/Showerthoughts
You have probably accidentally eaten rhino meat at some point thinking it was a hamburger.
/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
George is accused of murder. Jerry is his lawyer. Kramer is captured by the mafia. Elaine accidentally eats a sponge.
/r/Showerthoughts
People assume Gandalf is a hero more so than George Washingtonson even though the former didn't exist as much as the ladder.
/r/relationship_advice
My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.
/r/The10thDentist
The Slander of Boomers is One of the Worst things Millenials have done thus far.
/r/relationships
My boyfriend (18M) got an impulse vasectomy without telling me (19F).
/r/Showerthoughts