LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
If we knew how to make big houses why not for everyone.
/r/unpopularopinion
Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor
/r/relationships
My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.
/r/Rowing
LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row
/r/Showerthoughts
To hold a girl's hand must feel so good
/r/unpopularopinion
To hold a girl's hand must feel good
/r/Showerthoughts
To be loved must feel so good
/r/Showerthoughts
The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt
/r/Rowing
[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?
/r/casualiama
I am David Luxembourg, a guy that was part of the Harvard team that got the letter "y" declassified as a vowel 26 years ago. Haven't been relevant since. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts
If we knew how to make big houses why not for everyone.
/r/unpopularopinion
Sir Ian Mckellen is a terrible actor
/r/relationships
My Polish boyfriend (32M) wants me (19F) to change my major from Biology to Slavic Studies.
/r/Rowing
LPT: It's easier to reach steady state if you rub one out as you row
/r/Showerthoughts
To hold a girl's hand must feel so good
/r/unpopularopinion
To hold a girl's hand must feel good
/r/Showerthoughts
To be loved must feel so good
/r/Showerthoughts
The first person to be impaled with a spear it must hurt
/r/Rowing
[ADVICE] Just got recruited to Harvard heavyweight, probably will be best in world in ~3 years. Should I go there?
/r/casualiama