LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/simpleliving
I have dropped xanax every 12 hours for the past month and it has made my life so much better
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you can't be good at basketball if you are smart, but many play ball at Harvard...
/r/teenagers
My crush says if I do all her homework this year, I'll get to go to prom with her. Finally, I'm in!!!!
/r/teenagers
[BRUTALLY HONEST] If you're struggling in an AP Class, you're not going anywhere any in life, sorry bud :/.
/r/Showerthoughts
Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all
/r/casualiama
My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!
/r/Showerthoughts
If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm
/r/casualiama
My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm
/r/teenagers
[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break
/r/simpleliving
I have dropped xanax every 12 hours for the past month and it has made my life so much better
/r/Showerthoughts
They say you can't be good at basketball if you are smart, but many play ball at Harvard...
/r/teenagers
My crush says if I do all her homework this year, I'll get to go to prom with her. Finally, I'm in!!!!
/r/teenagers
[BRUTALLY HONEST] If you're struggling in an AP Class, you're not going anywhere any in life, sorry bud :/.
/r/Showerthoughts
Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all
/r/casualiama
My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!
/r/Showerthoughts
If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm
/r/casualiama
My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm
/r/teenagers