LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
People love high-rise views, but we are naturally afraid of heights.
/r/unpopularopinion
Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.
/r/explainlikeimfive
ELI5: Why do humans not have a spare eye like cars have spare tires?
/r/Showerthoughts
These days, it is acceptable to run naked through the streets in every country but not to walk naked.
/r/AmItheAsshole
AITA for destroying my elderly neighbor's daisy garden for revenge?
/r/relationship_advice
I (17M) and my SO (31F) disagree about when our first child should be born
/r/AskMen
If I cheated on a guy, how long till I ask him to take me back?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Do all you guys get hard when you are faced with a really difficult math equation?
/r/Showerthoughts
Water is no longer required to be dranken but we still do it a lot because of believing.
/r/unpopularopinion
Social Anxiety doesn't really exist, it's all about how much you care being liked.
/r/Showerthoughts
People love high-rise views, but we are naturally afraid of heights.
/r/unpopularopinion
Every human is responsible for climate change and therefore everyone should be tortured for 15 minutes a day in reparation.
/r/explainlikeimfive
ELI5: Why do humans not have a spare eye like cars have spare tires?
/r/Showerthoughts
These days, it is acceptable to run naked through the streets in every country but not to walk naked.
/r/AmItheAsshole
AITA for destroying my elderly neighbor's daisy garden for revenge?
/r/relationship_advice
I (17M) and my SO (31F) disagree about when our first child should be born
/r/AskMen
If I cheated on a guy, how long till I ask him to take me back?
/r/TooAfraidToAsk
Do all you guys get hard when you are faced with a really difficult math equation?
/r/Showerthoughts
Water is no longer required to be dranken but we still do it a lot because of believing.
/r/unpopularopinion