LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?
/r/Showerthoughts
The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.
/r/casualiama
My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!
/r/wowthanksimcured
Just say no!
/r/Showerthoughts
We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.
/r/cringe
Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.
/r/casualiama
My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.
/r/yale
Hi, as someone who is probably smarter than all of you even though I don't go to college, how does it feel?
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?
/r/Showerthoughts
The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.
/r/casualiama
My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!
/r/wowthanksimcured
Just say no!
/r/Showerthoughts
We know so much about. But when can we are to know about alright because Earth and Mars are the same today; not tomorrow unfortunately.
/r/cringe
Thought my professor was my boyfriend and grabbed his ass.
/r/casualiama
My name is Ralph Hedgeburg and I have slept with a man and woman from every state. AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
They say women are better at sports, but they did not consider basketball in this.
/r/yale