LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/Showerthoughts
Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all
/r/casualiama
My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!
/r/Showerthoughts
If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm
/r/casualiama
My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm
/r/teenagers
[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?
/r/Showerthoughts
The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.
/r/casualiama
My name is Elfia Yira and I got dropped out of Yale to start Higher Up Inc, a startup which is now bankrupt. I'm currently living in my mom's basement. Ama!
/r/Showerthoughts
Everyone pretends to know what water tastes like to trick the kids but really it is unknown to all
/r/casualiama
My name is Yorwic Slawowiczkowosczowski and I am first Polish man to survive climb Mount Main. Ask anything to me!
/r/Showerthoughts
If the world was 2 times a big would there be lions no probably not hm
/r/casualiama
My name is Io Torkskin and I make adults who have trouble crying cry for a living, AMA!
/r/Showerthoughts
We wear jeans with holes yet are afraid of the naked man. Hmmmm
/r/teenagers
[DISCUSSION] School should have no summer break
/r/NoStupidQuestions
Do people actually have girlfriends because it seems like every girl I ask is "not looking for anything right now," so like if no is is looking for anything how would anyone be in a relationship?
/r/Showerthoughts
The word "sarcophagus" is must have been and has probably been the first palindrome of the world.
/r/Showerthoughts
If you meet a celebrity, it's all you think about. When they meet you they hate you and wish you were dust.
/r/casualiama