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/r/Showerthoughts

If$1 could buy you only a hundred calories worth of food, obesity would be non-existent.

/r/AskReddit

Disgusting, ignorant conservatives of Reddit, why do you always resort to identity politics?

/r/AskReddit

A god is bored and decides to toy with you by offering you a choice: Either everyone you love gets debilitating dementia if they ever see or hear from you again or you have to punch one baby in the head at full force every week for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

/r/AskReddit

A mafia boss captures your entire family and tells you you must ruin a thousand children's birthday parties in one week or your family dies. What's your next move?

/r/AskReddit

You are given $1,000,000 dollars each time you kill off the last of an endangered species. Do you do it, and if so, what's your strategy?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors who were of age during the Roaring Twenties, how does these days compare to then?

/r/AskReddit

Redditors with really dumb friends, what did they do that made you go "Hold on-- this whole operation was your idea"?

/r/AskReddit

Activists of Reddit, what movement was so crazy it made you go "Oh no, I'm not brave enough of politics"?

/r/CSHFans

[New Song] Live version of "Can't Cool Me Down" from Mass MoCa show!

/r/AskReddit

Where did the expression "dog" come from? As in "What's up, dog?" or "You pathetic dog"?