LuciusDickusMaximus Archive
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/r/Teachers
Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing
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/r/tifu
TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving
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/r/tifu
TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”
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/r/tifu
TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”
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/r/casualiama
I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!
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/r/Spanish
Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?
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/r/MobileAL
Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor
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/r/TrueOffMyChest
My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?
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/r/AITAH
Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?
/r/AskReddit
Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?
/r/cringe
Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date
/r/AskReddit
People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?
/r/Jokes
What did the antivaxx single mother say when she met Trump on the Souther Border?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, what does it mean when a girl says you're her "BFF"?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, if a girl I like says I'm her BFF, I gather that means boyfriend of the future, right?
/r/AskReddit
Some say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what are your thoughts on molten steel melting jet planes?
/r/AskReddit
Former babies of Reddit, what were your first words/what's the best first word story you've heard?
/r/AskReddit
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/AskReddit
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, could Washington's killer have been found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/AskReddit
Former Assholes of Reddit, what moment made you realize you were being "that guy/girl"?
/r/cringe
Didn't Recognize my Ex-Wife's sister and asked her out on a date
/r/AskReddit
People of Reddit who usually have terrible facial recognition, what was your "Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne" moment?
/r/Jokes
What did the antivaxx single mother say when she met Trump on the Souther Border?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, what does it mean when a girl says you're her "BFF"?
/r/AskReddit
Girls of Reddit, if a girl I like says I'm her BFF, I gather that means boyfriend of the future, right?
/r/AskReddit
Some say jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but what are your thoughts on molten steel melting jet planes?
/r/AskReddit
Former babies of Reddit, what were your first words/what's the best first word story you've heard?
/r/AskReddit
If Lincoln's killer ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse and Kennedy's killer ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre, why do you think Washington's killer was found in a cot ware he was housed in a theatre?
/r/AskReddit